Angrydoc attempts to rip-off a faggy series of books about emo-fag Vampires

In my version, a nerdy, fat geek falls in love with a beautiful, mysterious, emo-fag girl with giant boobs. This emo-fag booby girl also seems to like nerdy geek loserboy however impossible that may be in real life. After a series of cliche scenes cynically written to lure in the lonely geek virgin boyz crowd, booby emo-fag girl finally reveals to nerdy loser boy that she's a manananggal. They realize they're meant for each other and in the final book they finally get to have sex. However, in the final scene, as they get ready to "dooooo eeeet" they both realize that booby girl had left her lower half (with the IMPORTANT PARTS!) behind in the last battle.

Final quote from nerdy geek loserboy: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"


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I haven't read (and I don't plan to read) THAT series but fan-girls annoy the shit out of me.